Humorous Quote Collection

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said it's me or your fishing. Gee I miss her.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Don't follow me I'm following my bliss.

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